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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat."

"Why do the say ""Amen"" in church but not ""Awoman?"" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"

"What do they call Reddit in France? Ribbit"

"The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads."

"I accidentally touched my dogs balls and now I feel awkward around him. We haven't made eye contact in over 4 hours."

"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive"

"Wow. Girl 1) Isn't that illegal? Girl 2) Yeah, so is prostitution but I didn't stop your mom. Girl 1) You don't know my mom. Girl 2) Neither did your dad."

"How do you find and old man in the dark? Just feel around. It's not hard."