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Joke of the Day
"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"
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"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"
"""Hello 911?"" ""Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I'll hold."""
"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"
"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"
"What did the Mexican say after two houses fell on him? GET OFF ME HOMES!"
"I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around"
"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."
"Six girls taking off their shirts sounds really nice... dozen tit?"
"*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*"