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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"

"Do we really need cheese AND other kinds of food? Seems greedy."

"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"

"What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: ""Our God is a cellist God."""

"What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell-if-I-know!"

"A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana... It was the laughing stock of the whole town."

"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."

"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."

"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."

"They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet... ...I guess it's tough shit for them!"