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Joke of the Day
"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"
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"*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: ""Confused about who to vote for?"" Me: ""What? No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."""
"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"
"What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer A dell."
"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""
"What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit? Premature Edraculation"
"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile."
"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"