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Joke of the Day

"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."

"It's hard to tell a joke to Thieves... They always take things, literally."

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"I haven't got a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers but I think 2 are cops."

"My idea of a romantic dinner for two involves a surprising amount of papier-mache dinosaurs."

"Marmite ... But paw may not."

"Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants."

"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"

"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"

"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"