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Joke of the Day
"You know how light travels faster than sound? Thats why some people seem bright until they speak."
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"My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."
"The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher."
"In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour"
"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"
"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
"The Breakfast Club Is membership into The Breakfast Club 5 UPC codes and $2.95 Processing & Handling?"
"Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns."
"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."