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Joke of the Day

"Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !"

"Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight."

"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."

"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."

"Have you heard about the midget psychic who broke out of jail? He's a small medium at large!"

"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"

"Ice Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)"

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."