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Joke of the Day
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
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"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."
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"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"I think my wife considers me her rainbow. Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum."
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"Why was General Yoda afraid of April? Because March, April May."