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Joke of the Day
"Ice Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)"
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"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"
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"Happy ending massages don't count as cheating... Women pay to have their cars washed for the same reasons. It takes too long, my arm gets tired, and I get my gym shorts all wet."
"Why are circles so knowledgeable? Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees."
"You must have been born on a highway... ...because that's where most accidents happen. Thanks random kid on CS:GO."
"Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me."
"Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius."
"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"