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Joke of the Day
"Ice Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)"
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"[Safari hunt] (Ok don't tell them I'm an elephant) *Adjusts hat and shades* ""Elephant?. Yes that way."" *Points with trunk*"
"What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend? Snickers satisfies."
"""Mommy, Mommy - I hate walking around in circles!"" ""Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor..."""
"I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time."
"My calling in life went straight to voicemail."
"Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."
"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."
"My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched ""The Notebook"" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years"