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Joke of the Day
"My wife acts like she wants to have sex, but then we don't. I googled it, it's called cuddling."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"This is how the disaster happened. Poop : knock knock. Anal sphincter : who is this?? Poop : Fart. Anal sphincter : OK. Pass!"
"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
"Made you read this Gotcha"
"my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner"
"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"
"If someone from Poland is called a Pole, what's someone from Holland called? Dutch."
"What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor? ""Make me one with everything"" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"
"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"