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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
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"Lif... ...is too short."
"Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season. This is my no-L greeting!"
"Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face"
"Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records."
"Professor i'd like an extension on my paper. why? well my ex just got married & i have to comment ""lame"" on all her wedding pics on facebook"
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"
"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"
"How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree? If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded."
"What do you call an Italian Yeti? A Spaghyeti!"