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Joke of the Day

"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery."

"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."

"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."

"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."

"Ok, milk... Check! Potato salad... Check! Tomatoes... Check! ""Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"""

"COP 1: whys there a dead scuba diver in the forest?? COP 2: easy...he was in the water they drop on forest fires WEIRD SERIAL KILLER: no no NO"

"*at church* ""Does anyone have anything else for the offering basket?"" I OFFER MY FIRST BORN CHILD ""Jim no"""

"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."

"Satan cannot be everywhere, So Relatives were created.."

"I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying ""gracias"" at Mexican restaurants."