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Joke of the Day
"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."
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"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."
"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."
"Are you alright? No, you are all left"
"I love it! My girlfriend is so deep.... They'll never find her body."
"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"
"My daughter just entered singing ""Love you like a love song"". So, your love has a 3 1/2 minute expiration date? Well, I guess that's honest."
"How do you make a whore moan? You don't pay her."
"Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either."
"I read murder mystery books starting from the middle. I like the double sided suspense that builds up."