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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? The cow never made it."
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"Q: What happens when you eat bullets? A: Your hair grows out in bangs."
"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."
"What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !"
"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."
"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."
"A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU"
"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."
"How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu? One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment"
"when zombies can't sleep it's called inzombnia holy shit that was a huge slice of comedy pie I bet you're all full now I sure am"