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Joke of the Day

"Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but ""Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed"" seems extreme."

"Whats the best christmas present? A broken drum You just can't beat it ba dum tisssssss"

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life? "" Did you try turning me off and on again?"""

"Why are white people bad at chess? They think all the white pieces are kings."

"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym"

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years"

"What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y."