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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best christmas present? A broken drum You just can't beat it ba dum tisssssss"
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"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."
"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"
"A woman is on trial For beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says,'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'''"
"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"
"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
"What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting!"
"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"
"Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Neither did he"
"In the 1970s, a team of racist office supply scientists invented the whiteboard with an evil plan to replace every blackboard in the world."