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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk."
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"What kind of bird always sticks together? A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-kind-of-bird-always-sticks-together"
"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"
"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."
"What would it take for the Beatles to get back together again? Three more bullets"
"Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
"What do you call an elephant on drugs? Tranquilized."
"England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't"
"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"
"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."