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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola"

"What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."

"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"

"(._.) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :I ) (._.) They see me rollin', they hatin'"

"DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?"

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"