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Joke of the Day

"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""

"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"

"Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy? They wanted to give credit where credit was due."

"Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers."

"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."

"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""

"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"

"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and the bellhop asks ""can i help with your luggage?"" The photon replies ""I don't have any. I'm traveling light."""

"I use to worked with an 82 year old. He always had extremely vulgar jokes. ""Hey Ken, got any new jokes?"" 'Nope, didn't go to Church this week.'"

"My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know"