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Joke of the Day

"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""

"Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon."

"Wanna hear a good one liner? 1 Dimension"

"I show sines of addiction to trigonometry..."

"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."

"The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja."

"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"

"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."

"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."

"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"