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Joke of the Day

"What's better at math than you a retarded Asian April fooly! Gotcha Burn April fooly"

"Why do Jews only read the Old Testament? Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*"

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*"

"I'm just gonna go ahead and change my boys names to ""Stop making that stupid noise"" and ""Where are your shoes?""."

"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."

"Why do they make condoms with ribs? So you can get traction in the mud."

"What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common? They didn't know their limits"

"Nothing says ""high-functioning alcoholic"" like being really good at darts."

"Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."