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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says ""high-functioning alcoholic"" like being really good at darts."
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"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"
"What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit? ""He did gnat see that coming"""
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."
"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."
"*takes out one earbud* ""not guilty, your honor"""
"A daughter goes to her Jewish father and asks for $20 The father replies ""$10, what do you need $5 for?"""
"What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day? A last name."
"I've banged a lot of hoes and I'm planning on retiring. I heard the retirement homes have good pussy."