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Joke of the Day

"I'm just gonna go ahead and change my boys names to ""Stop making that stupid noise"" and ""Where are your shoes?""."

"What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority? One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts"

"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."

"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."

"I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym"

"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."

"all right class welcome to Intro to Sitting 101. everyone have a seat. *confused whispering among class*"

"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."

"Christmas comes earlier every year. There's 364 days until Christmas and my neighbors already have their lights up."

"What do you call two gay rednecks? Super Smash Brothers"