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Joke of the Day

"If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about ""yellow and you can't drink it"""

"Why hasn't Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately? He's on tour."

"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"

"Some people mock me because I'm a virgin but I don't give a fuck (This is probably a repost because it's so unoriginal)"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid $100 to have a lentil on my face."

"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."

"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."

"Q: You are traveling into the past, what one thing would you bring back? SEXY. I am so getting an A on this History paper."

"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"

"Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed? He was not Boeing."