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Joke of the Day

"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."

"An old Chinese saying: If the dog is barking, you didn't cook it enough."

"When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life..."

"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... bahhh dum hisss"

"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""

"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."

"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"

"What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes? *Dino-swore.* I'm sorry."