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Joke of the Day

"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"

"After a year of anal only sex with my girlfriend... You never know what is gonna come through that hole"

"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"

"We were on Family Feud once.... Yea, we fought the entire time."

"I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook."

"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."

"What do you call a midget with a dildo on backwards? Shrimp cocktail."

"Why do Gnomes always laugh when the run? Because the grass tickles their balls!"

"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"

"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."