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Joke of the Day
"Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed? He was not Boeing."
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"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."
"Why is gravity so weak? Because it doesn't lift"
"I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me."
"I'm in a room with Trump, Hillary and a gun and I'm allowed to legally shoot one of them. Whoever lives becomes president. Who do I shoot? Myself."
"Wife leaves: Ok. Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!"
"I want to die like my father; sleeping in peace ... Not like his passengers; screaming in fear."
"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."
"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"
"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."