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Joke of the Day
"I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined."
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"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."
"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."