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Joke of the Day
"I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined."
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"My wife is: 1) Am amazing mom and a great friend 2) Still the most beautiful girl I've ever been with 3) Now following me on Twitter"
"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"
"What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait"
"Begin this thing doesn't or end Yoda's (lost) last words."
"My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit."
"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"
"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"
"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"
"What's a clowns favorite thing to do? Children"