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Joke of the Day
"What do lesbians and chinese people have in common They both like to eat pussy"
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"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."
"Did you here about the female thief? I heard she was a mistake"
"Blonde joke Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, like, nobody does!"""
"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"
"What do you call a muslim in the 90's? Radical"
"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""
"You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC. I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails."
"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"
"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."