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Joke of the Day

"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"

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"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"
"Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause."
"Why does George Bush not know how to read? Because he was a stupid twat who should have never become president."
"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"
"How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying ""Aww, how brave."""
"Whenever I have a bad day,,, I just remind myself that there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on their body"
"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
"Marriage. When dating goes too far."
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