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Joke of the Day

"uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene"

"I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system."

"What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee."

"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"

"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."

"Whenever someone well known dies, social networks turn into an online obituary. #DontActLikeYouCare, @MaleHonesty86"

"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."

"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."

"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."