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Joke of the Day

"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."

"What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist? Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from"

"Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."

"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."

"What's E.T. short for? Cos he's only got little legs"

"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."

"facte: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once"

"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."

"You texted ""SORRY"" followed by six ""!""s, and seven was the minimum I was looking for so... apology not accepted"