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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"
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"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
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"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""
"I love my ribcage. It is very close to my heart."
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