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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system."
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"it should be illegal for shipping & handling to cost more than the product"
"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups? Because the border says ""No TRESpassing"""
"A woman is at her father's deathbed She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""I'm *dead*."""
"What do you call a stupid fish? A dumb bass I'll sea myself trout"
"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"
"I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues."
"When the cleaning lady say's ""Have a good night"", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our ""You too"" response in harmony."
"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"