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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone well known dies, social networks turn into an online obituary. #DontActLikeYouCare, @MaleHonesty86"

"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."

"What's the crackhead's favorite song? I wanna rock!"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."

"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room"

"I heard they're selling heart-burns that only take two minutes to cook now! I think they were called, Hot-pockets?"

"German 1970's joke What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent? While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer."

"On the Mexican side of the US-Mexico border, there are guards. On the US side, there are trampolines."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Describe myself in 4 words? Bad at counting."