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Joke of the Day

"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"

"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."

"My wife and I were convicted of paedophilia The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"I won't do standup right now... Let me wipe my ass first."

"if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a ""selfie""?....that's a ""groupie"""

"Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile"

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? My boner, during my girlfriends period."

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"

"I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket."