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Joke of the Day
"I won't do standup right now... Let me wipe my ass first."
Next Joke
"What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !"
"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"My neighbor named his dog ""Rolex""... He's a watch dog."
"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"
"Roses are red, here's something new... Violets are violet. Not fucking blue."
"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."
"Why do redditors make such good fencers? They're used to dealing with ripostes."
"How do you make Peppermint Creme? Finger it really well."