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Joke of the Day

"if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a ""selfie""?....that's a ""groupie"""

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"

"Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves."

"What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL? The Jets."

"It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. "

"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"The person who creates Taco Bell's menu must be the biggest pothead of all time."

"A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them."

"What do you call a black bastard who never grew up? LeBron James"