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Joke of the Day
"Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY"
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"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"
"Ladies... don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn"
"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."
"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"
"Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in."
"Neighbor's kid just asked me 2 fix his computer. I was gonna tell him 2 come back tomorrow but I saw the look of ""I need porn"" in his eyes."
"How do you answer the question ""What's new?"" without sighing really loudly first?"
"What do you call a Magician's dog? A Labracadabrador."
"What do you call a depressed cow? A mooooope"