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Joke of the Day

"Ladies... don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn"

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"Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."
"(Offensive) Old enough to count... Old enough to mount ;)"
"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"
"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."
"What did the FSB call the dissident who had been shot fifteen times in the head? The worst case of suicide they'd ever seen."
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"
"BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you"
"What is a dog's favorite candy? Feces pieces"
"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"