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Joke of the Day
"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."
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"What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats."
"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""
"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
"VW just released a new diesel car... It's called the Cheetah. ... credits to a colleague at work"
"A Dirty Limerick There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"i type everything in lower case because i don't give a shift"
"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."
"Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA."