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Joke of the Day

"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"

"What's the name of a Korean cook book? 150 ways to wok your dog"

"We live in a time where ""He is hot"" is more important than ""He is a nice guy."""

"All of the food in my fridge is on my to-poo list."

"I don't understand... My wife keeps telling me to load the dishwasher... Then she gets mad when I pour her a double..."

"Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake."

"My son just announced ""I like snacks."" I'm off to draft a press release."

"How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning? Look for Fresh Prince"

"Battered Women Not as delicious as it sounds"

"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."