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Joke of the Day
"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"
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"Two TV antennas got married last weekend. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent."
"*speaking to sandwich* honey, I have good news. you're going to have a baby brother! *starts making another sandwich*"
"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"
"""Another mans thrash is another mans treasure"" Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid"
"The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''"
"Some fairy tales start with ""once upon a time"". Others start with ""If I won the elections""."
"Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves."
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours."
"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."