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Joke of the Day

"Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in."

"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."

"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"Theirye're, problem solved."

"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."

"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."

"It is not ok to joke about menstruation. Period."

"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"

"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener."