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Joke of the Day
"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"
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"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"
"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"
"What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night."
"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"Halloween ... The agoraphobic paedophiles favourite day of the year."
"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."
"I think these bikers are coming over to give me a group hug because they like the Hello Kitty stickers I put all over their motorcycles."