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Joke of the Day

"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."

"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""

"My uncle was a fiend for oral and older women. We called him the aunteater"

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"Very proud I've never once screamed ""Woo!"" at anything."

"Kid: ""I want to be a doctor when I grow up."" Mom: ""You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."""

"I got arrested today for not opening the door for my neighbour.... Apparently it's illegal to keep him locked inside my house"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."

"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"