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Joke of the Day

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac..? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog..."

"What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won't find a Lambo in a landfill."

"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."

"Sometimes I think I am a bad mother because I don't like wine."

"Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office."

"The Russians will probably do well at the World Cup. Today Vladimir Putin gave the Russian team a motivational speech. He said, ""Remember, if you can't beat 'em invade 'em."""

"Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand."

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"