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Joke of the Day

"Very proud I've never once screamed ""Woo!"" at anything."

"Heard Prince changed his name... ...to, ""The Artist Formerly known as Alive""."

"On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how old he was His response: ""Aye matey"""

"""i'm really more of a dog person."" -- werewolf"

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"

"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"