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Joke of the Day

"My uncle was a fiend for oral and older women. We called him the aunteater"

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."

"So what's Robin Hood up to these days? He changed his name to 'Bernie Sanders' and is now running for president."

"John Cena has a tough life man His girlfriend just texted him. The message says: > When can I see you?"

"She has the body of a goddess and the face to defend it."

"How does an Argentinean commit suicide? He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off."

"I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure."

"A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks ""Do you have a previous criminal history?"" The visitor replies ""I didn't realize that was still a requirement"""

"id be so offended if a group of ppl just rolled through my room on safari rn as im lounging in bed and just pointed at me and took pictures"