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Joke of the Day

"My mate went bald ten years ago and he still has his old comb that he used to use . He just cant part with it."

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."

"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."

"What do you call a blind gynecologist? A pain in the ass"

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

"You know America you kinda brought Bieber on yourselves. There's not enough Canadians to make him go viral. Sorry but thems the truth."

"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."

"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."

"I know of a guy who eats only thorns in meals... ...guess he's a prickly eater"

"What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow"