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Joke of the Day

"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""

"A ball boy has been sacked from the world cup after saying to Wayne Rooney, ""You can fuck off if you think I'm going looking for that one. """

"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."

"Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker? Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light."

"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"

"If you're a white guy and walk into Home Depot without wearing sunglasses on top of your head, they legally don't have to sell you anything."

"What type of car does a ghost drive? A BOOick."

"Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner."

"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"

"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."