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Joke of the Day
"yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!"
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"What's so cool about taking a picture of a bathroom mirror?"
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
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"A corpse walks into a bar... And asks the bartender for a lemonade. ""Of course!"" says the bartender, ""I've never seen a stiff drink!"" Courtesy of the video game Fable 3."
"What do you call a horny skeleton? A boner *ba dum tssssssss*"
"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"
"It's hard to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac... because they're always taking things literally."
"What do they teach in ISIS business school? Execution is everything."
"I'll say ""HELLO PUPPY!"" to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile."